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The Swastidumpster has the Best Brakes of any Vehicle (pawb.social)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

*Breaks

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Not sure if this is a serious correction, brake is correct.

Edit: I think I get it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

You absolutely cannot fix stupid.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

120k and it thought I had dirt on Hillary.

Okay, can someone explain to me what the fuck this means? Is this guy just speaking gibberish? Or am I out of yet another loop?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's saying it tried to kill him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ahhh... I get it. Wow. And they think people have Trump derangement syndrome?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

OOL

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Everyone ITT is acting like it says "may not stop". That's not what it says. Is says, "may or may not disengage THE ACCELERATOR "

Is this dumb shit pressing the accelerator AND brake at the same time???

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

my dad's old car had to do that or else it would stop at idle lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

electric cars shouldn't need this, they don't have cylinders to loose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I understand your confusion, I was talking about my dad's, now scrapped, gasoline powered car lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, this legit made my day.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago

Lol, get fucked Cybercuck. Zero sympathy for Tesla owners.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 weeks ago

The breaks may or may not actually stop the car - Tesla

Oh okay. Let's get back to hating on Europe and why they don't want to buy our strong and beautiful cars.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

$30k for repairs? what the fuck

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Any vehicle with a unibody frame is effectively totaled when it gets bent/crumpled in any way.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

That front folded against a wooden railing certainly confirms the bullet proof exoskeleton things. What a pity or met wood.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have zero sympathy for anyone who bought a Cybertruck, or any Tesla in the last few years. If you buy a Tesla, you are a Nazi collaborator. Accidents and vandalism are nothing. Look at what happened to Nazi collaborators after the war. That what is what you actually deserve if you buy a Tesla today.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Also, it's just a stupid decision. They're shitty cars.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

the emergency brake obviously didn't engage. the front wheel appears to still be fully-attached to the vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago

More money than sense if you buy one of these death skips. Comedy fall-apart clown cars.

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