this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2025
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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Ackchyually... Bikini Bottom is (probably) in the Marshall Islands which have free healthcare - mostly paid by the US at that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Show the evidence. Show us that the US is paying a single dime to Bikini Bottom

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well if you want to get really technical, he's a crab

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

The US has been known to spend exorbitant amounts of money to save wildlife without billing them.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Is this some kind of American problem for which I'm too European to understand?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Yup. Consider yourself fortunate.

Though it is illegal for a hospital to refuse you life threatening first aid or care. You may just go bankrupt from it later.