I think women should start pissing standing so my fellow fragile penis owner, who think standing while pissing is the only option, learn how filthy a toilet gets if you don't put your parts in the bowl.
this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2024
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If i piss while sitting is way worse, pee fall trough the space between the seat and the WC body.
Close the lid so the cat doesn't drink/fall in?
If it's a problem from there, it's not a battle of "who needs the seat in what configuration," it's a battle of "who deserves to touch the icky parts and who deserves the icky parts touched for them" at which point we're through.
Close the fucking toilet you heathens. All of you.
i've never understood this tbh.
Just check it before you use it, and adjust it if needed, unless you're hyper conscious of the particulates that tend to result from flushing, in which case fuck it, close it everytime.
That's what we do at my house, close all lids.
close it everytime.
I belive that is what your supposed to do, and the main reason why there is a lid.
Only other potential reason I can think of is oder, but if your toilet smells that bad you ain't flushing and cleaning it enough.
#1 step is to get a slow closing lid and seat. That will solve all arguments
it's the middle of the night and the house is silent. You finish your business and in your sleepiness know that you have to put the seat and lid down because you don't want all that bacteria on your toothbrush, your towel, your clothes. So you turn around grab the lid and
#SLAM
you whisper "fuck"
your baby is crying and your wife is awake. You're not going back to sleep
This is why most modern lids use a soft close system.
I hate soft close lids because they close too slow. The flush is over before it's half down, which defeats the whole point of a lid. Sure, I could wait an extra 30 seconds, but at that point why not just do the soft close with my own hand?
I'm not sure about soft close toilet hinges, but, most soft close cabinet hinges have small adjusters that allow to you basically set the speed of the close.
Might be something to look into.
I've started reflexively putting the seat and lid down because otherwise my toddler will put whatever he can in the toilet.
I pee with the toilet seat down for extra difficulty
I sit on the toilet to pee at home. Why do all guys just not do that? It's better in every way.
Never got an unwanted dunk?
Nah. Short penis privilege 😎
I pee with the lid down too, expert difficulty.
I also use my penis on hard mode.
i sit down because I'm an adult and clean my own toilet. Standing is gross.
Yeah it's way more work to have to clean up unless you don't mind your bathroom smelling of piss.
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