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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Have been wearing a Withings Scanwatch for close to two years now. I can check the time as usual and do not have to do a weird hand movement to activate the screen. On that tiny screen on top I can see who is calling on my phone.

The dial at the bottom goes to 100. That's percent of predifined steps taken.

I like it. The Scanwatch 2 has a ton of more functioniality healthwise but it also quite expensive for a watch.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (5 children)

If we're doing watches today, here's what I'm rocking lately.

I stopped using my Garmin smartwatch because they finally fell into the enshittification trap and recently tried adding AI slop and a subscription scheme into their watch app. That's a big old nope from me, dawg.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm not really a watch person, but that one looks totally great!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's also approachably yet suspiciously cheap. I think I paid $20 for this close to 15 years ago, and Sinobi is apparently still at it making mechanical watches in the $30 range.

This one does two things: Tells you the time, and does so while not needing batteries.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All of those seem to be quartz and not mechanical.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I just took a more detailed look. They do still make quite a few mechanicals but they have indeed shot up in price. $80-90 nowadays, it seems.

My old one is definitely mechanical. I wind it up every morning.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I like my smartwatch. I'm extremely ADHD as well as hypoglycemic. I have a lifelong history of not eating, then working/playing/exercising until i get woozy or pass out. I'm a terrible judge of what I actually need to stay functional. Always have been. I'm stubborn and will just try to power through things when I actually can't.

The watch helps me track my sleep/rem cycles and lets me know when I've been neglecting my health. It lets me know when I'm getting stressed and need to take it easy, and it estimates how many calories I've expended on a given day.

The watch and pager functions are nice for reducing screen time when I should be working, but as a health monitor I find it indispensable in keeping me honest with myself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm not anorexic. Im a healthy 225. I love eating. I just sometimes forget that it's something I need to do everyday. 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I weigh the same as you. On the contrary, I don't like moving at all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I've got bad knees, so running (and a lot of other sports) is out, but I live to bike. I commute every day of the year, rain sleet or snow. It's my favorite part of the day.

The most important part of staying active for me, was finding something that I actually enjoy. If I can trick my ADHD into thinking it's playtime, and not some drudgery that needs to be completed, it becomes a game, and suddenly I can focus for 10 hours straight.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You've found the most important trick then. The convincing yourself that you're having fun not getting exercise part.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Since I don't have any friends with ADHD around me, I have a curious question. Are people with ADHD more optimistic and positive than others? Can they always see the beautiful things in the world?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I know plenty of people who have ADHD and depression. So they're not always positive. But I think even with depression, they're usually more fun than most people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'd say I'm probably more optimistic than most, but I don't know if I'd apply that to the whole population. It's a disorder that affects your ability to perform in the ways society expects you to, and for a lot of people, that sense of failed duty is a weight that they bear every day.

For me tho, I've never really given a fuck what society expects out of me. I live for myself first. If my boss or teachers or parents are pissed because I'm not measuring up to some metric, that's their problem. I'm in a career now where I don't need to worry about finding a new job. They're plentiful. So I just focus on what makes me happy and put in just enough effort to keep my head above water and save a bit for down the line. Work and education have always just been a means to that end. I'd say I'm definitely an outlier in that regard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I really dig your attitude of not giving a damn about what others expect and living for yourself. Lmao, I often get down in the dumps because of other people's comments. I always care way too much about what others think. But you've got such a unique perspective on life, seeing work and study as ways to achieve your own happiness instead of heavy burdens. That kind of mindset is seriously on point and deserves major props!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago (10 children)

A photo of my current watch as I’m wearing it right now.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Here's mine. I bought it new in 2015, and I wear it almost daily. It has never needed work.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (6 children)

did you have a multigrain brötchen cut in half with sliced salami and cream cheese on one and krabbensalat and a sprig of dill on the other for frühstück

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow. That has to be 20 years old

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Aren't smartwatch sales going down? Anyways, never understood why anyone would use one, especially since we also have phones that we carry around every day and that can notify us whenever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have a MiBand which for me is primarily a regular watch with notifications.

I haven't used audio notifications or ringing on my phone for years. I can also just allow the most important apps, while the less important notifications I'll see just on my phone when I unlock it, unless I blocked those notifications too.

Currently this means I get SMS notifications (mostly useful for verification codes / package pick-up codes), Lemmy reply notifications (and few other e-mails), bank notifications (like payments), phone battery charged (80%) notification, and notifications of upcoming space rocket launches with webcast available (within 10 minutes).

My phone doesn't make a sound, it doesn't light up the screen, it doesn't show notifications on lockscreen, it doesn't vibrate, it doesn't use notification LED. The smartband is a replacement.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I use my Garmin instinct to track fitness. I love it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Same here. They are just pointless devices. A smaller screen for your small screen. And I can't understand the point of a "watch" You take off to charge. I'm using a solar powered G-Shock and take it off my hand maybe once every 3 months.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Most of the time, it's just a decoration.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine is primarily a sports watch. The smartwatch features are just an added bonus.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Same, it counts my steps and it measures my runs/swims. It's a Garmin. I don't really have it configured for notifications or anything else.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I use one because it lowers my screen time. I can walk away from my phone and still be aware of texts and calls from family.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I work as mechanic and when my hand is either dirty or full or busy, it's super useful to have a fitness band to help tell time or see who's calling/messaging.

Sometime it's also quicker to check time instead of having to pull my phone out. It's also helpful for when i misplaced my phone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Edge case here: my hands are constantly dirty with things I don't want to get on my phone (relevant hobbies include machining, gardening and calligraphy). A smart watch means I can check to see if a message is important (ex: kids/partner attempting to get ahold of me) and I can answer calls and texts just using my nose/tongue + TTS. I never understood why they were such a mainstream accessory, but they are very convenient in some circumstances.

(Edit: I just remembered another use case, my partner is medically "a dingus" and constantly loses their phone as a result, but habitually is always wearing their watch. Upgrading them to a smartwatch has meant our relationship no longer suffers the daily turmoil of tearing apart several rooms looking for it. Again pretty niche, but a wonderful QoL improvement)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was one case in the last 3 years that I thought about getting one. I started running and hated having to need my phone on me and needed a watch either way.

Then I went to dinner and saw how a friend was continuously and unconsciously flicking their eyes down at their smartwatch every few minute if they weren't talking and decided against it. I'm getting old...

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"the touch screen is broken"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Father, I cannot click the book!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does flipping the page by hand break the ebook?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

No it just flips the device, but then you cant read anything

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