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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

There are a lot of weird flowers out there

Evolution is wonderfull

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

My aunt had one of these but she watered it too much and it drowned. lmao

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

The fruit is, but not the plant, scientific name: Tetrastigma voinieranum, common names: Chestnut Vine, Lizard Vine, Wild Grape

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

There are plants that cam see, so you are rightly afraid.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Does this fuckwit know what punctuation is?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

How do you know it's not a bird trying to look like a plant? Y'know to evade predators and all...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Looks fake as hell. I'd be more afraid of falling for stuff like this. Cute as a Photoshop challenge though

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I thought you were being too cynical because plenty of plants evolved this technique but then I realized because of AI I have absolutely no idea if they're real or not, unless I spend time that I don't have on researching it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Seems like it's a touched up fake. The white duck head one is especially obvious. https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/52975/does-the-yulan-magnolia-flower-bud-look-like-a-bird

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Why do plants know how birds look

The potatoes told them. (Potatoes have eyes)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This is brilliant, thanks

However it doesn't explain how trees know how to fly (thinking of maple seeds with they're near-perfect wings)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Animals are something plants invented to help spread their seeds around.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Know what's wild? For millions of years nothing around ate trees, so when a tree grew and died and fell it was permanently there because there was no rot. Which is how we got petrified forests.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Isn't that more because of the lack of fungi that could break down wood?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

From my readings, I don't think this is the case. Lignin degradation evolved rapidly with terrestrial plants. Coal and petrified wood is more due to geological events and swamps for example. Evolving ligninases is trivial for bacteria and fungi.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Life in general is most likely something the universe invented to speed up entropy.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

There's a nice theory about how it looks like the goal is actually to produce photons more efficiently.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Life is a natural part of entropy for sure.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Still looks like a fake

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

More evidence birds aren't real

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

The evidence is building, I can no longer deny

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That question below is honestly a good way to demonstrate how bad people can be at understanding what would be called materialism without it being explained to them first

Easy to assume the shape of that flower is due to decisions made by the plant itself instead of the more accurate way of understanding its shape being the result of external conditions and pressures acting upon the plant and its flower growth over a long time

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

What the fuck does that have to do with materialism?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Doesn't this imply that the flower is polinated by bird cocks. Think about it a bird fucks one flower or starts to before realizing, and then later he fucks annother flower thus spreading the pollen of the first flower.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

No, it just implies that it was adaptive to look like a bird.

It could be for any number of reasons, including because aliens exist and years ago they were like "let's screw up all the plants in this area for generations" until the leader's kid saw one that kind of looked like little birds and threw themselves in front of it and said "wait, no, spare this one."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

When a bird and a flower love each other very much...

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