I hate to admit it, but that paint job upgrades it from "Ugly as all fuck" to "pretty ugly"
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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going with a triangle low-poly pattern is probably the only thing that can make the shape of the car make any sort of sense, i've never understood how the flat bare metal look is supposed to be appealing
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Cybertruck guy: let’s talk about who can take a bigger load in the rear
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Actually, Cybercock is using cast aluminium frame which is nowhere near as strong as steel frame used in ALL other pickups.
But aluminum is lighter AND stronger to help this 6600lb+ truck be fast and agile! A guy i paid to tell me I'm right made a graph which shows aluminum number is bigger! Those other truck manufacturers that have thousands of years of collective engineering experience are fools next to my brilliance.
He wasnt kidding when he said its straight from the cyberpunk genre. Pretty junk designed to fall apart sold by a corpo that doesn't care.
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Wasn't it just yesterday that another cyberfarmer destroyed his air suspension with one hay bale?
I hope so
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Imagine buying a $100k unibody "truck" and talking about somebody else's frame breaking. Also, that bale is likely around 900lbs, which you wouldn't need a very big truck for, regardless.
Therein lies the issue. What is the point of a truck if it can’t haul? At that point, buy the car.
I mean, my truck has a similar sized bed and I love it. I don't need a small-penis-mobile just to haul some lumber or move some furniture a few times a year.
It's basically just a small SUV they threw a bed on, and it's great. I can average 38mpg highway if I drive it right, too.
And not a SUV. Nobody needs those a normal car. Normal being European or japanese size
I drive plug in hybrid van because I have kids and dogs. Only time I ever use gas is when visiting my mom 1.5H away. Otherwise I am 99% using electric from my solar system. I wish apartment people had my ways to use electric but that might never happen or might take 50 years.
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It's not the fact that it's electric that makes it a piece of shit.
EDIT: Also, when you say go charge my battery "and watch", am I charging my watch or am I watching you while my battery charges? Why does my watch having a battery have to do with anything?
lol, I think it was more in the vein of: "watch me" rather than "charge your watch"
Is it a dangling modifier? I have no idea, I was never really good at grammar or whatever this is.
Right, it's the poorly cast aluminum frame and wheels. It's also the glued on body panels. Oh, and it's suuuper ugly.
It's not really a truck, it is something else cosplaying as a truck. It was never build to haul real cargo.
Also the untreated steel panels that rust, the automatic trunk with no safety sensors that will chop your fingers off, the badly glued-on accelerator pedal that can easily slip off causing the pedal to get stuck... You know, the little things.
Dont worry! They fixed all that! The turd only needed a bit more polishing! Now its a diamond! Just be sure to only use the door frame as a vegetable peeler as that is what it's designed for.
Those are just minor issues, it go fast!
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LMAO leave it to people who drive swasitcars to think that their short bed was actually the biggest bed in the world lolol