this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
796 points (99.1% liked)

Cyberstuck

920 readers
52 users here now

A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

No doxxing No slurs No racism And no fucking nazis!

founded 3 months ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why are these people trying to flex on...farmers without knowing anything about farmers (and how much their vehicles can carry)? Did they do a publicity stunt where they sourced a bale? Are they farmers who didn't have a vehicle before the cybertruck to do all the very vehicle dependent farm tasks? Or did purchasing the cybertruck convince them now's the time to break into farming?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

And there's pictures on the internet of bumpers/hitches falling off of cybertrucks....

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Everytime one of these cybercuck owners opens their mouth you can just tell how insecure they are are with their masculinity.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm one-upping your one-upping.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I thought that was a boulder at first and was begrudgingly impressed. Then I saw the second picture....

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Poe's law strikes again. OOOP has to be joking right? I mean it's not like they're loading up that hay to take back to their apartment in the city. Anyone who's in a position to be moving a bale of hay around, will have used a regular truck before and will have seen hay.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It's a round bale. They aren't that heavy a few hundred lbs 🤷‍♂️. I can easily flip them over when they tip on their side . I live on a farm the cows kick them around like soccer balls if I put a whole one in their pen. Typical cro mag weak dick thinking.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Those ones though are heavy. Literally compressed to save space.

Hah, the .straw archiving format. While the square ones are .strawz

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have owned a round baler and made 1000's of them over the years, mine weighted around 800lbs/365kg for straw and up to 1000lbs/450kg for alfalfa per bale. Cows ain't kicking 1000lbs of alfalfa around nor should they. What a waste of feed and money.

But, one in the truck and towing 9 more on the trailer with a 2015 Dodge Ram Hemi around 30 miles per load......Fooken' amateurs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

We cut mixed grasses for "hay" . Some of the bales at the bottom that are from the last year we roll into their sleeping area for bedding and they go crazy and stomp them all over the place. Cows are scary powerful

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That paint job looks like some crap 'limited edition' skin in a chance-box mil-sim shooter. Bad enough to fall for that crap in a game, but in real life? Lame.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

some people like the look of uncommon skins, I don't necessarily agree, but at least it isn't a common.

load more comments
view more: next ›