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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It’s really just a techy spin on how a lot of car brands are marketed to insecure guys. Read the marketing strategy for big trucks or jeeps, and it confirms they are 100% aware that their marketing is aiming for weak men insecure in their masculinity. Pathetic.

At least if they’d bought a real truck, they might’ve been able to haul something with it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Don’t get me wrong, I hate the cyber truck, but this is the owners fault. That roof thing slides back so he could have had them in at an angle where they wouldn’t have slid out.

I mean there’s an example of what to do parked right next to him 😆

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this isn't unique to just the dumpster truck owners.

I've seen people try to drive away with a couch mounted vertically in the passenger seat of a convertible (with no straps or rope of any kind).

I lost track of how many people roped their doors shut through the windows on their vehicles while strapping a 75 inch TV down to the roof of their Honda CRV.

The general population has an unbelievably poor understanding of physics and honestly I think we need to let more people die due to darwinism again. Saving the village idiot with modern medical standards has really just allowed them to get older and come up with even worse ideas. Sometimes they procreate and spawn in some new physics challenged shitlings that will be finding their way into your local ER with some self inflicted stupidity any day now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pretty fucked up that you prefer people dying over just properly funding our education system.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (12 children)

Well hang on now. You have no clue where I stand on education.

I think all of our teachers need to be better vetted and paid. Proper education of future generations should be a top priority of any society.

That being said I think we both know there are certain people that will still not learn anything and they will still be repeat idiots until they do actually win a Darwin award or some other illness finally takes them.

I would be fine letting them learn harsher lessons and not get saved once they are legal adults.

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Congratulations, you've just talked yourself into being a proponent of eugenics. Speak with Goebbels for your welcome packet and fashionable armband.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

There is a big difference between not using "shared" resources to save idiots that endanger themselves and others repeatedly and eugenics.

I'm saying maybe we just don't give that guy that decided to ride a motorcycle with no helmet at 2 times the speed limit for the third time all the bags of universal donor blood on the way to the hospital.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I love that there are before and after photos. Someone saw that, knew exactly how it would end, and instead of telling the guy, took a picture, then waited in the parking lot for the inevitable results. 💀

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Might have told them. Many people take unsolicited advice as an attack, and refuse to listen, thinking they know better.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Hmm, so it's a conflict between having a sigma right-wing male ideal and not living up to it?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I agree with the post. I'd say most issues can be followed back to fragile masculinity. Masculinity specifically for historic reasons.

I do pity those so devoid of self-esteem. I hate the fact they're manipulable sheep that vote, but I understand where it's coming from. I'm sad for them that they'll never find contentment where they're looking for it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (3 children)

How can it be changed? Their votes ruin society.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yes, it's basically like wearing a t-shirt with a print of some subculture, eg some band, or physical work reference, or racism, etc - what ppl want to be associated with in public, but have to fake it (real ones don't need no advertising).

Except it's not just a shirt & they are very vocal about it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

I refuse to believe that real people paid for this. These guys must just be actors acting out midlife crises to convince us that the cyberttruck is real.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The insecure d-bags buying these "trucks" are the same people who were hardcore anti-EV not that long ago, right?

Wasn't that group calling Obama all kinds of evil things simply because of the mandate to end combustion engines by like 2035?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Without data, it's impossible to tell. I am sorry to say it but it's very dangerous to get rallied up without evidence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

"brittle from the rejection of their own softness"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I dunno, I'm into tech and I wouldn't touch something that poorly designed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

I can just picture this in a turn on the road wiping out a half dozen kids on e-bikes and killing someone easily.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If they'd bought a beater car and asked their dad to help troubleshoot it, they'd actually learn something about the field they're insecure about.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Chances are they're from families with a similar upbringing. You're assuming a lot that they can just ask their dad

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm working off of the text that is given.

They feel insecure, that they're not what their dad wished them to be

If dad's an accountant, than there shouldn't be any wishful thinking about their son becoming a mechanic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

You would think, but shitty parents love to project their own insecurities on their kids.

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