5’10”, 290 lbs
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I'd probably peg him closer to 305.
Old people do loose height. So maybe once upon a time he was 6 3. You just need to remember how fucking old he is
That's fine, but his official medical report from just 2 days ago reports him at currently 6'3", which is obviously a lie.
It also reports him as 225 pounds - which is a weight it's entirely possible he weighed back when he was 21, but is also clearly a lie now.
The formula is including the inches of gut and average daily diaper load and add it to height. Clearly.
he looks like a kid wearing his dad's jacket.. the top button is below his belt
It's to make him look less round. He can look like a child or the obese old old man he is. Looking good isn't one of the options
For someone who claims to be a billionaire he sure has a shit tailor
my $300 suit was tailored better
There's a comma. It's two measurements.
Now we know exactly how much he's compensating for.
Metric conversion
1 Governor Newsom = 1 Prince William
Ain't that the conversion into british imperial units?
The Prince Williametre, which measures 191 centimetres, is one of those weird measurements that's not quite one thing or the other.
It looks like Trump is wearing thick soled shoes too
He wears lifts. Confirmed by several people who have worked closely with him including Noel Casler who worked with him on The Apprentice and made many public statements about Trump's drug use, adult daiper use, lifts and frequent self-soilings - and has still not been sued by lawsuit-happy Trump 6 years on.
Thicker than his wife's and Newsome is in flats.
Newsom is clearly the taller pile of shit.