My wife yesterday said if we watched forest gump she'd get sad, and I responded "You mean you'd be down in the gumps?" She is still laughing about it randomly.
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
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I disagree, my goal is to get her to groan. When she rolls her eyes and leaves the room I know I’ve done a good job
I got my girlfriend to hit me in the middle of the grocery store.
I was beaming.
I saw a wolf today!
Where?
No, the regular kind.
I got a laugh out of my son for this joke, so thank you.
My wife usually just groans or tells me to shut up lol
✊️ the struggle is real bro