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[–] PapstJL4U@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's why you explain what the helicopter really is...

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've seen some different sizes of fidget spinners, but no way is anyone that small lol

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 24 points 1 month ago (6 children)
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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Like it didn't happen to everybody at some point.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Directions unclear

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (20 children)
[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't have a penis, but I for one was a total idiot at age 9.

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I dont think 15yo penises fit into fidget spinners, but Im not an expert on child genitalia.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago

I'll ask my priest.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago

It really depends on both the size of the fidget spinner and the will of the child.

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[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm much older than 9 and stuff gets stuck on my penis all the time.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

15 mins at the swimming pool is cheaper than ER

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[–] tourist@lemmy.world 206 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They didn't have any abbreviations ready for that sentence

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 40 points 1 month ago

If the chief complaint is funny/fucked up enough, we won't abbreviate it

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 79 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (9 children)

"So, what code do we put in for the insurance company?"

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 30 points 1 month ago
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