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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

By that logic they saw a god. But I’d ask if they need a starship first. Then that would confirm if they were a god.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why won’t you get the vaccine? “Because idk what’s in it.” Why did you get Chinese dick and hair pills? “Because I NEED it!”

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That why I don't believe in Bird

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My experience with random processes: on large scales, things either happen 0 times or many times. So I find the idea that life exists in only one place pretty implausible.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here I googled it for you

It is defined descriptively by the capacity for homeostasis, organisation, metabolism, growth, adaptation, response to stimuli, and reproduction.

If you're gonna be on lemmy you should really learn basic definitions or at least learn how to look them up. Then you should go back to your high school and burn it down (without anyone inside) because it completely failed you.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Well God is an alien, by definition.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

If god is anything, why not crab

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's supoosedly everywhere, but i don't think he has any papers, he's an illegal alien

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No anti authoritarian rebels allowed here. Probably ms13

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Interesting logic or backstory?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I swear this post is straight from 9gag. It feels like it was made 15 years ago......

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

15 years ago it was mostly lolcats and rage comics.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure 15 years ago was like...1998

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

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[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

If humans are born of the universe, and humans are sentient. Is the universe not its self sentient?

The universe created life, and life experiences the Universe. The universe is thus aware of its self.

This video depicting the concept of the Universe as a egg may also blow your mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6fcK_fRYaI

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
  • Humans are born of the universe.
  • Humans are sentient.
  • Therefore, the universe is sentient.

Your conclusion does not follow your premises. Just because one thing has an attribute does not mean the thing that came before it has that same attribute. See:

  • Humans are born of the universe.
  • Humans are supposed to have two arms and two legs.
  • Therefore, the universe is supposed to have two arms and two legs.
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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