A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.
Great Satire Writing:
My ex owes me literal tens of thousands of dollars in child support. He's white, I'm not. (I am not Latina, but I am often mistaken for one.) I know it's satire, but Jesus Christ this was a terrifying thought.
Jeeeeeesus. This one got me. It's honestly pretty close to giving him ideas.
Yep, I immediately was like 'that definitely sounds like something they'd do'.
STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS, ONION!!
I agree with everyone here, we have entered the phase again, where Trump's actions outwit satire by a long shot.
Ah, the beginning of his Stasi or Gestapo.
Really.
This is it.
A personally created police force of loyalists.
Edit: dammit. Got me. It’s too goddamn real, though.
Even though it's the onion I have a feeling this is true on some level. Probably not so onion-ie
hate the fact i believed this for a second then saw it was the onion. it isn't that i hated the second of gullibility, i hate that this is realistic enough to warrant immediate belief.
Almost ate this one.
Legit had half the onion wedged between my jaws before I remembered to check the community.
Don't give the4 fuckwit any ideas.