what a terrible day to have eyes

It's called the velvet spider. :)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velvet_spider

Eresidae; Gandanameno sp.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gandanameno

こわい

What? No it doesn't. かわいい is usually written in Hiragana. I've never seen it written this way. 可愛い I've never seen it with these Kanji. I mean it kinda makes sense, with what 愛 means, but I've never seen this.

It's just a very distinct abdomen

They're like jumping spiders that cant jump... pretty chill ladies i believe.

It's the only way to be sure.

It's W̷̨̡̛̹̪̞̼̗̗͔̘̟̘̮̠͎̹̌̊̋̈́̃̄̿̑͊̑͋͐̾̽̓̒͆͂͑̒̆͌͊̔́́͑͑̆͂͋͑̾͒̈́̈́͒̽̓̀̇̄̔̽͊͌́̄͊̏̽̑̓̄̃̿̈̇̔̊̃̎͆̐̇̑̀͜͜͠͝͝͝͠ę̴̧̨̡̛̛̛̹̝͔͔̩̰͈̰͓͙̤͓̮͎̞͓̘͓̞̰̞͎̱͉͉̰̼̗̠̬̜̰̼̬̟̺̳͖̝͓̦͓̫͉̻̗̺̺̭̺̮̗͌̃̆̀̒̍͗̀̈́̉͌̑̈́̀̐̅̅̉͒̈́̑̓̋͌̀̅̉̌̎̅̈́̑̉́́̆͐̈͗̆͆́̅̒̈̌̔̂̐͆̀̊̈́͋̈́̋́̒̓̏͗̋͌̆̄̑̀̂͘̕̚͘͘͜͠͠d̵̢̢̡̨̢̧̢̢̩̞͍͕̬̲͓̥̹̮̠͉͔̤̣͔̝̖̖̝̖͚͓͓̖̖̞̦̗̯͚̻̙̰͚̳͚̖̰͙͉̟͆̇̂͒̇́͒̃̉́̃́͆͗̄̂̌͊̍͜͠͝͝n̶̢̨̛̛̛͎̙̰̼͕͈̞͙̟̮̹͊̓͌̉̽̈́̑̀̐̏̆̿͒̇̐̀́̆͗̊̾͒̑̌͒̀̈̅̇̄̆͒͌̀̓̈́͊̏̑̈́̋͒͗͒̀̇͒̏͂̔̌̋̿̿̎̈́̔́̑̚̚̕̚͘̕͠͝͝͝ͅȩ̴̡̨̡̨̧̛̻̻̭͚̝̮̠͎͙̳̲̼͇̱̲̪͔̲̻̻̮̻͍̻̜̤͚͓͎̭̠̮̠̻̻̫͖̖͎̜̣̩̫̻͙̲͉̥̘̫̘̗͓̫͚̝̺̞̼̜͕̦̹̱̭̘̱̼̠̬̜͗̿̊̇̍̔̉͋̔̐͐̉́̈́̊̈̉̔̇́̉̇̍͗̐̇͗̏̃̈̓̓̈́̄̃̀̈́̐̿̌̋̊̿̓͋͗́̾̐̔̂͛̈́̉͐̀͂͑̕͘̚͜͜͝͠ͅş̸̡̨̧̡̧̡̡̛̰̰̬̞͙̼̞̘̠̼͉̦̯͈̼͎̮̪̖̺̟̫͚̣̠̰͔̞̰̩̟̭̹͎̟̘̼̼̖̲̖̜̭͕͕́̊͌͗͂̂̀̌͗̊̆̒̈͊̈́́̀̀̔͆̈̋͘͘̕͜͜͜͝ḑ̸̢̢̡̨̨̡̭̮̗͓̗̯͔̙̖̫̙̪͇̞͔͙̖͈͎̩̼̻̰̖͍͓͙͖̙̦̗̭͈̼̝̳͇̲̻̱̯̑͛̍̅͗̀͒̎̾̈̿̏̍̑̈̒̿̽͗͆̕ͅą̸̢̧̧̢̧̡̧̛̙̘̤̱̠͉͎͇̞͔͈̭͍͚̹̤͎͇̞͓͍̣̟͉̘͙̼̰̦̟̯̮̦̮͔̙̬͔̰̮̳̖͖̦̘͆͊͒̑̅͌̽͆͌̌̇̈́̇̉͒̑̓́̓́̒̔͛́̀͒͗̓̃͗̒̀̉̽̒͊́̿̑̇̕̕̕̕͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅý̸̢̧̧̛̫̳̪̦̹͙͉͇̣̼͔̯͎͉̙͔͍̞͕̰̖͎̭̩͓̬̦͇͈͇̞̗̯̏͂̄͗̎̅̈̅͐̕͜͜͝ my dudes

Bro is a sis

My bro is merely acquiring mass