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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah, remember that German philosopher? Immanuel Kant, whose last name is pronounced "cunt"? Who ended up kicking off the whole process of modern and ultimately postmodern philosophy? Who most likely had autism (non-judgemental) and some really weird habits (mostly non-judgemental, don't hit your servants, dude) and ideas (somewhat non-judgemental, if you've never seen a person with darker skin in your life, don't write about them).

It was all in the name!

Speaking of philosophers and licking cunts.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago (6 children)

"The only way to 100% be sure you won't turn into a gay trans person as a guy is to fuck guys in the ass. It's the straightest thing you can do. MANLY MAN!"

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

this is the unjust wedding of 'masculinity' and 'being served'. going down on your lady isn't manly because you're serving her and her pleasure, elevating her experience above thine

this also manifests in how a man topping another man is not seen nearly as bad as a man bottoming, despite them both being homosexual acts

I wish being a good servant was seen as masculine and sexy. I mean, isn't Jesus supposed to be like the perfect moral examplar? the guy defended, and washed the feet of, those socially considered beneath him. if only more men tried to actually model their behavior like Jesus, modern society would be in a much better place for everyone, religious and otherwise

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

"Spiritual lesbian"

[–] [email protected] 340 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.

[–] [email protected] 199 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 week ago

Wow TIL hetero sex is gay

[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fellas, does doin' it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

WHY DO YOU HAVE A WIVE? All you need is the gym!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Married her because she owns the gym, bros. Free 24/7 access.

But have to give her attention and a kid or she’ll take away my access, bros.

What do I do, bros, working on pb deadlift this month, bros. I’m so close.

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