this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yes, please do us all a favor and only have gender affirming manly sex with other mysoginist dudes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So close to being gay (and happy) yet too scared to admit to themselves.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I m laughing so much with the comments, thank you 🤣👌

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

The cope is strong with these chuds. Convinced that their virginal bodies are by choice. One handy away from dropping all pretense and swimming in soy.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure that vag juice cures incels. That's why they're so scared.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So by their logic if you eat too much pussy, it’ll work like hrt (as I need anymore reasons to eat pussy lol)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If these us a study I am willing to sacrfice my masculinity for the greater good. :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

so u trans too lol?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That right there is some unironic Sopranos-level homophobe logic

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yall laughing but I've seen pussy make men do some crazy things.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah, you don't realize how much you're fiending until you get hit with the post nut clarity.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Clearly the estrogenization process has given them the hysteria

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

No wonder lesbians are so powerful.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is pure, unfiltered brain rot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Holy shit yeah...

I'm glad I never signed up for, and stay away from, xitter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can someone explain to me how you even read this? What's first?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I'm the wrong person to ask!

I've read it several ways the the bottom one last is the funniest/saddest read.

Brainrot all the way down...

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I'm such a lesbian

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 week ago (1 children)

FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, because women like men, and that's gay

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Sorry babe no sex tonight that puss is high estrogen

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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