this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2024
258 points (85.4% liked)

Showerthoughts

29612 readers
1176 users here now

A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. Avoid politics (NEW RULE as of 5 Nov 2024, trying it out)
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

7 deadly Sins? 7 deadly Sinners?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Honey badgers, dolphins, pigs, cats, peacocks, and billionaires

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Where are the lusts? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever felt aroused by a Dolphin?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 8 months ago

No it doesn't.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

It's only logical

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

okay. So a sloth is a furry animal that moves very slowly. Please tell me what the other things look like.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A pride is a group of lions that live together.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Someone told me once that even if we could speak to a lion it wouldn't understand it.

I am not picturing a Who's on first, what's on second situation with explaining a pride parade to a lion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I mean... you can speak to lions.

You can't speak with them, but you can speak to them.

I just spent the night speaking to my brother's cat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure my Dad's cat is really a glutton.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Animal lusts definitely exist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Did you browse r/funny while showering?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Gluttons exist; their modern name is wolverine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Would Envies be songbirds that mimic other birds? Also, parrots

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I would throw ferrets, weasles or trash pandas for the slot as they are known to like stealing things.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

But would that be Envy or Greed? I guess it would depend on whether they steal it because they want to have it or because they don't want you to have it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

could just rename some animals. Honey badgers could be a good candidate for Wraths.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

oh man its a snaaaaaaaaaa

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Badger, badger, badger, badger...

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

If cats are any sin, it is pride without a doubt. Hell a specific kind of big cat is already called a pride when they're in a group

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Hugely depends on the cat. Some that I've known are wraths, but most are sweethearts (who like to take Attack of Opportunity)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But also of thinkers, movers and content creators.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago

Movers and shakers and YouTube content makers

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Wraths are usually referred to as "wasps." And I am a Lust/Gluttony hybrid.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

So you eat off the backs of strippers, got it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I think it means they eat ass and like big booties.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm surprised "we want plates" wasn't just full of sushi on naked women.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Aww I forgot about that sub. I miss it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

What are animals that mess up bees, for 400?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

Prides are lions. Alice in wonderland mentions momewraths.

load more comments
view more: next ›