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The ‘deep state’ has the chance to do the funniest things ever
Don't give me hope like that.
I'm more optimistic than the average Lemmy user, but that's too much.
Aside from the fact that this is entirely fake- I’ll say…
If only.
I'll say, it wouldn't fix anything. Vance is way more psychotic and calculated. He's actually waaaay more dangerous than Trump.
Vance combines the philosophy of a Nazi legal theory loving ivy league elite like Adrian Vermeule, with Curtis Yarvin, and Peter Theil. In a lot of ways I think Trump buffoonery keeps people distracted from a lot of their evil shit, but I also honestly feel like Trump's ego demanding he always be the focus of attention, is acting as a chaotic buffer to keep their plans from working out as smoothly as they would like. I think Musk was even probably more of a distraction than we realized, and the only reason he's becoming less involved is because Kratsios is able to do just as much awful shit that nobody wants but look normal by comparison to the chainsaw wielding maniac that was proudly getting like 7 hours of sleep a week. I'm honestly not sure if Theil set him up once again like he did with PayPal. Or did Musk know he was just the face that would take the blame for holding the country hostage while robbing us of money that will now be sunk into an absurd number of AI projects with Thiel's protege at the helm as Science Advisor?
I wish we could just get the entire dishonest administration removed from office, but we can't even get most members of the House and Senate to acknowledge they're actively trying to destroy the United States because they seriously believe their loyalty will be rewarded. Bc the fuckers that plan to replace everything with shitty AI would definitely never be able to replace them.
The US system baffles me.
No way an unelected individual would take office in my country.
If the president dies, the national assembly president assumes the role, internally, and is mandated, by force of law, to schedule elections to within 90 days.
The only time an unelected person was nominated for a government role in this country ended terribly, with the president disbanding the national assembly and scheduling elections in less than 30 days after the apointment and the appointment had been aproved by the national assembly.
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trump's danger is in his charisma, which vance lacks. even with his gifts, he would be less effective
He doesn't need charisma if we will have the whole cult behind him. It's the story old as time, if any cult survives for at least a generation, it always goes like that. Charismatic and slightly insane leader starts it all, ruthless evil angry greedy follower takes over after his death.
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Yeah, Vance is a lot smarter, but he does not have the sauce. He could do a lot of damage in the next couple years, but the GOP would get roasted in 2026
I mean, they're gonna get roasted anyway, but at least the MAGA cultists are gonna show up to vote for daddy Trump. If he dies, the cultists stay home.
Vance is a lot smarter,
that bar is so low the ants ain't limboing under it
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...because they seriously believe their loyalty will be rewarded.
This is the only part I disagree with. I don't think they think they'll be rewarded, they just don't want to be targeted. Trump is a mob boss.
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Good point and well said. Thank for the effort you made to write that up.
How would you know? The only way to verify this is to actually watch something from the last twenty years of The Simpsons, and nobody's going to do that.
It's me, I did that. Never missed an episode (except for the 4 I am behind on, that I am going to watch this weekend).
Thank you for your service
for the pursuit of science and culture i have watched seasons 22, 25, 33, and 35. there's around 6 episodes with watching in that group of ~80
Thank you for your service.
Where is the Robin Hood of our time, with heart pure and aim true?
four more days fellas we can do this
something something second amendment
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It's fake, he's drawn way too thin.
Not thin enough. He should be quartered too.
nah hes just holding the fat together behind his back like homer did in the simpsons movie
Please happen. Please
Open casket means that some dummy had mercy on him, or they just borrowed that one animatronic from Disney World.
If only
well that is good only 4 more days to go though I am sure most of our lists contain a couple more people at least