Funny

Yeeaahhhhh except that it's not meant to be taken literally. It's just a metaphor for how different men's and women's behaviors can be. Who knows whether on some other planet with humanoid life forms, they will have genders of male or female or anything remotely similar to what we know on earth. It would be funny to see what their idea of "porn" is. Especially if their genders and genitals are vastly different from our own, we'll probably not see their pornography as being pornographic or obscene at all, just funny-looking.

Toms-of-Finlandians are from Uranus.

And I pronounce it urine-US.

I think a lot of this joke refers to the Roman god Mars, and the Roman Goddess Venus, more than it does the planetary bodies. Roman and Greek mythology both have a lot of gender fuckery, so I think it’s pretty appropriate.

That bing AI thing says there’s somewhere around 65 to 70 named Roman deities, so I’m gonna make a call and say that there are probably 69 genders.

I wonder if we could make some projections here, because based on the fact that women are from Venus and men from mars, it appears that we are gaining letters as the planet gets closer to the sun. As there is one planet (earth) between Venus and mars, we could reasonably extrapolate that the gender from earth should be called ‘omen’ - that’s simple logic. The next question is what letter to we add to find out which gender is from mercury?

Obligatory shoutout to the podcast "If books could kill".

Boys are from Mars,

Girls are from Venus,

You've got a yumyum,

I've got a penis.

Only one known person has encountered all of them.

Your mom.

Sex encounters.

Because she is promiscuous.

And I, as a front end developer, have to put all of those on this drop down list.