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He asks the nurse: "Where am I?"

"Washington DC," the nurse replies.

"And the trade war with Canada?"

"We won that years ago."

Elated, he asks, "And how much does a carton of eggs cost?"

"Just one toonie eh?"

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don't get it...

I don't speak Canadian

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A toonie is a Canadian two dollar coin. Currently equal to $1.40 USD.

Eh means eh. Can't really be translated, kind of like Qapla in Klingon.