I’m more concerned of what they’ll think of all the BDSM stuff they’ll find.
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2025
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I expect them to dig up people with curved pinkies due to holding phones all day
No, I don't think headphones will changes the skull, unless you put them on a newborn. But I do wonder how much information could be lost, given how much of it is digitalized nowadays.
Headphones are not leaving divots in anyone’s skulls
I think headphones aren't tight enough to leave divots, but cochlear implants might make them wonder.
They would be amazed on how we were able to survive for so long with our balls full of microplastics.
"they" may be aliens or robots
What the title says doesn't make sense! Divers?
I messed up🥲
Please clarify. I'm confused as headphones won't change your skull shape, as far as I know.
- If the civilization that discovers it is more advanced than 20th century humanity, then no. They would know their purpose.
- If it's not as technologically advanced, the it's possible I suppose
Why did you send a picture of a dick circumference meter?
divers? was that supposed to say "divots?" Are there actually documented cases of someones skull deforming from wearing headphones enough? I have never heard of such a thing.
Of archeologists don't know it: "for religious reasons".
Divers wearing headphones? Regardless, I suspect that after a million years there won't be much left of the headphones.