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Maybe stick to the stuff that comes out of the tap. (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I learned a rhyme once that's relevant:

Danny was a scientist, but now he is no more, for what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

For those interested in learning about uranium peroxide: https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Uranium-peroxide

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

ty for the link, i learned that all h2o4u molecules look like a tiny happy frog jumping at your face

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

it is a confirmed human carcinogen.

See, that's the good stuff

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Suprisingly mild and not very reactive. And I wondered if this even exists.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Uranium - it makes things safer!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks. I was wondering if it was a liquid or not. Crystaline solid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ok, but definitely don't drink it if it's liquid then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reminds me on this chemist joke:

A man brought his chemist friend to the bar for a drink with the other friends. When asked what he wanted, the chemist decided that since she's the designated driver, she'll order water. "I'll have some H20, please!" the chemist said, with the man replying "I'll have some H20 too!"

The man died of ingesting hydrogen peroxide.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the joke's alternative anti joke punchline:

The bartender served them both water, because he fully understands everyday human interaction and translated the request as intended.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, for as much as you use the chemical formula for water in your everyday human interactions, anyway

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The bartender didn't mind, since he has a sense of humor and understood he worked in an entertainment facility where people derive fun from saying and doing goofy things with friends and acquaintances, and this isn't even be the weirdest thing he has heard a patron say this week.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Little Billy was a chemist

Little Billy is no more

For what he thought was H2O

Was H2SO4