I wonder what the white houses april fools joke will be. Probably something along the lines of "We're sending humanitarian aid to Myanmar" or something tone-deaf like that
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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i opened lemmy to this. april fools definitely cheered me up at least, lol :)
April's fools is a line break. It reminds people that things don't have to be as they are, that they're not on an inescapable path and they can choose to be different.
For one day a year you are made to look for deviations so you know that you can deviate if you want to. You have that option in spite of however many shackles may keep you bound to your route.
It's not a holiday for the mean to be meaner, it's a liberation day for the mind.
I went to the toilet and shouted for my son that I needed toilet roll. When he came in, I grabbed it from him and touched him with my hand, which I had covered in chocolate mousse. Worked a treat.
I've seen the Tiktoks a million times, yes.
Light hearted pranks are still great for April 1st!
I like how Minecraft adds fun updates for 1 April. Not the pranking.
It's just not fun anymore.
It used to be kinda humorous in an irreverent way back in the 2000s when Google used April Fools to announce things like the Google Romance search engine, or a facility to archive all your Gmails on printed paper. It was tech making fun of itself.
But these days when the mask is fully off, and we recognise that big tech and social media has been one of the greatest problems the world has ever faced, we're not laughing any longer.
I mean, Google announcing a Möbius-shaped keyboard would still be a good April 1st joke, “obviously fake news” from a news source wouldn't be because it's not obvious, anymore.
I got absolutely fooled by a tech YouTuber posting that Microsoft added OneDrive ads to the blue screen, so it felt good to get got for once.
However with real life news, I tend to agree with you. The distinction between satire and real life is getting ever more minuscule
It's a stupid concept anyway, it's never been fun except to those few people who think pranks are awesome.
I remember once as a kid I moved to a school I really liked, the kids were nice, the teachers were cool and helpful and didn't make me feel like an idiot, like I actually wanted to go to school, then April fools day comes along and my nan decided to call me and tell me the school had burnt down, this obviously made my 7 year old heart break and I started bawling worried I had to move back to the bad school, she had tried to say April fools but I threw the phone away so I didn't hear it, she never April fools me again.
Fuck April fools day, some things deserve to die and be forgotten.
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As with all things, some pranks are better than others.
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Your lifelong trauma from a prank gone wrong is delectable.
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Psychologically, these types of holidays are recommended because they break the monotonous delirium of daily droning. They force the brain to think and not just accept everything as it comes.
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Your nan's hardcore. She may decide to haunt her place after passing, so keep some salt with you when you visit.
That's a shit prank, and people like your nan don't understand how pranks work.
A good prank should allow the subject to join in the fun. Some stuff came up this year, so my plans have to be delayed until next year, but I bought a vial of gallium that I'm planning on molding with a cast of one of our kitchen spoons.
So my wife will wake up and see that her coffee melted her spoon. Little miraculous and inexplicable moment in the morning.
(Gallium is non-toxic)
It was never fun to begin with.
Where I am, that day started 13 hours and 54 minutes ago .. so far the news is indistinguishable from any fake or real news.
Tomorrow Nintendo Switch 2 gets more details and I heard about a Oblivion remake, this ain't no April's fools.
Nintendo Switch 2 getting more details, and knowing Nintendo probably a release date within a short time span, is true.
For one, April 1st has always been a date to make big announcements in Japan, not one for jokes. Nintendo just learned to move that one day for westerners (:
Tomorrow one is never going to be sure we aren’t in that Star Trek: TNG episode with the time loops (pick one, but you know the one) - but for news.