Its actually nothing like this rock. This is just a trubute!
this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2025
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That's an egg fossil
Some of you have very poor taste then. But im not here to discuss the nuances of true rockiness with YOU. Educate yourself first on grains and cracks. But I guess that would be "too much" for you.
It’s a lovely rock dear. Good job well done.
Did you think I'd just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You've painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.
To all the people in my DMs, don't tell me that it's a roc egg. It's not. A roc would have a much larger egg that would be brown in colouration. And it would smell minty, which this one does not. No, this is clearly just a mundane egg painted to look like a rock.
When I said it was a mundane egg I just meant that it was an egg. I didn't know that it would be full of crabs. But it's still an egg! It's a mundane egg that happened to be packed with crabs of varying sizes and colourations.
yeah, but its not THE Rock
That is not a pipe
I definitely wouldn't argue about this
Yes you would!
Ho, buddy.
That's actually a pebble, not a rock
Pebbles are small enough to fit in your mouth. This is clearly a stone.
Pretty sure stones have to weigh 14 pounds...
That's because it's stone, not stones, plural!! Of course multiple weigh more than one!
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This is not a pipe
Fuck you, it's a banana.
A rock? Care to be more specific?
Dragon egg
NO IT'S A STONE NOT A ROCK
EVERY STONE IS A ROCK YOU STONE BRAINED ROCK
UMM ACTUALLY I'M A ROCK BRAINED STONE
YOU'RE PROBABLY STONED YOURSELF SINCE YOU'RE SPOUTING UTTER NONSENSE
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
Stoned rock
Brock?
sees Misty
Watergun activated
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Obviously, that is a photograph of a stone.
What if it's a hyper realistic drawing of a stone? Checkmate atheists.
Ceci n'est pas un rocher.
Everybody wants a rock to wind their piece of string around.
This reminds me: weren't pet rocks a thing at a certain time?
Yes
Nice.