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[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Clearly it's an egg of a momma stone

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but if you'd like to have an argument you'll have to pay.

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yes it was.

[–] SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

Sorry its a pebble.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

Is no rock, is troll kid!

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's pet rock. I thought they discontinued that thing.

[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

"The guy made a million dollars!"

[–] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I have to say it. That's a really nice rock.

Well rounded

Uniform oval shape

Well distributed grain

Minimal color invariance

Pauli's exclusion principle compliant

Higher than average support threshold

Aerodynamic

Hydrodynamic

No moss (that's always a plus)

No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

Negative wobblyness

3 dimensional

Positive spinniness

Nice all around silicate spectrum

Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

High end projectile index (above 0.95, that's factoring window breaking potential)

Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that's garlic grade)

Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

Gravitationally bound to Earth system

Free range Baryonic matter contents

All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the +-wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

Rate: 5/7

7/7 with rice

Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

Judgement: 👍

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's not bad but has been deprecated as a good predictor since the 1987 US Solar system survey review from the 87-608 reports from Brown, Janet L., where the Framework for sedimentary moss patterns of the Rock Formations on Sol III was developed and standardized

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

It’s a perfect 5 out of 7

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

you're right. no arguments here

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I hate that rock. I dont even think its not man made. Fake ass dumb rock

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

Nah that's a bean.

[–] Thebular@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

We are all rock on this blessed day

[–] aeharding@vger.social 1 points 2 months ago

No alt text tho

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Liked by a bot

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Without banana for scale it could be boulder or asteroid

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Even a pebble

My god, when do the lies end?!

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

It's a jpeg.

[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ce n'est pas un rocher

[–] Maiq@lemy.lol 10 points 2 months ago

Just downloaded it, it was a .png.

[–] raptore39@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

That is igneous rock! You have to be specific otherwise it's just wrong and confusing!

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Ce n'est pas un rocher

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It's not grey, jackass! It's GRAY! With an A! WARBLGARBLANGRYSCREECHING

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

How dare you!

[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Citation please.

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Your argument is spurious and without merit.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Everybody must get stoned

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