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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just out of curiosity, taking into account feed and care for the chickens, how much would you say each egg costs?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

we ~~raise~~ keep chickens. did the calculation a couple years ago (eggs/week / feed/week) and it was essentially break even, but I think the eggs are better (store bought eggs have super pale yolks). We feed them a mix of feed and kitchen scraps (trimmings of produce etc). Now its a good price from what I read in the news, but if you include labor, its probably not worth it or you would pay yourself next to nothing.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

I grew up raising chickens among other animals. Poop and feathers on eggs was the norm. This ‘50s processed white bread, white sugar, clean eggs, etc. that was the sign of “progress” I guess IMO has done more harm than good in some ways.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

what's wrong with a pack of 12?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (8 children)

It's comfortable for Americans but unheard of in many European countries. The point of this post is to make them uncomfortable.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They use metric egg cartons, we use freedom cartons.

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[–] [email protected] 149 points 9 months ago (20 children)

Here's a pic of some washed eggs in a refrigerator to scare the Europeans.

Bonus:

Microwaved water for tea.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Those eggs look almost artificial. Bleugh.

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 9 months ago (12 children)

What kind of monster stores bananas in the fridge?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, and I feel like someone's gonna slam that door one day and get egg all over their bananas.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

IKR? They go in the freezer so they can be dipped in chocolate. 😋

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This probably goes without saying to anyone who has chickens but a message to rest DO NOT WASH your eggs. It's the stupidest thing you can do. When you wash them you remove protective layer and they can't last long outside of refrigerator. Even in the fridge chances of getting Salmonella grows very fast.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (6 children)

DO wash them shortly before eating, though – they come out the chicken's “universal back hole”.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you must wash them, do it right before using them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Yes, this is okay.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)

There's plenty of things to make fun of the US for, but this isn't one of them.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I know hardy har har such banter, but for real we also have unwashed eggs, and plenty of Americans have chicken's, I currently have 80 in my backyard and am overflowing with eggs on my countertops.

Your jokes will hit harder if they come from a place of reality and not only information gained from reddit and social media posts.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (4 children)

There are Americans who own chickens and Americans who've never touched one. It's a big country. This post applies mostly to city folk.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I think that's a fair point. However in this case, as an American I personally know people here who are like this.

A friend of mine will go to the store and buy more eggs because he refuses to eat the fresh eggs I keep on my counter.

Edit: He also keeps an ice chest in his trunk to keep them in during the 20 minute drive from the store...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well, if you're buying them at a store in the US and storing at room temperature, your friend has a point. In Europe, they don't wash the eggs at the processing plant. This leaves a film of sorts on the egg that prevents bacteria from entering the egg. In the US, we wash the eggs in processing to get bacteria off the eggs. Both methods are done to prevent E-coli, but the caveat is the washed eggs need refrigeration because there is no film on the eggs.

https://www.ksat.com/features/2024/01/24/why-eggs-need-to-be-refrigerated-in-us-but-not-europe/#:~:text=Processing%20eggs%20in%20Europe&text=One%2C%20various%20countries%20in%20Europe,of%20needing%20to%20be%20refrigerated.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also-- if the eggs are unwashed and then refrigerated they are now not shelf stable, the condensation that will occur going from fridge to room temp will disturb the cuticle enough to make them unsafe.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I will add to this... obviously, if you have chickens, farm fresh eggs can be stored at room temperature in the US.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Plenty of Americans have chickens in their backyard. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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