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[–] [email protected] 186 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (14 children)

Buy a cybertruck, they are best vehicle ever, except a few catches.

Like for example you can't wash it or it'll break, cant drive it or the wheels will fall off, and best not to sit in it either incase it traps you inside.

This is quite possibly the greatest product America has ever made. Well atleast its affordable.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Wonder why no one is suing yet. I’m legitimately confounded by the absence of lawsuits

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Same. I washed my hair yesterday and I had a heart attack. I also washed my stainless steel forks and they rust in a few minutes. It's the worst.

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Note that the charger is stuck.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Guess they don’t know about the string you yank hidden in the tailgate to unlock it manually

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What’s up with that? Did they wash it while charging?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It sounds like it didn't die in the carwash but overnight, so my guess is they plugged it in overnight after the wash and after it died the plug won't unlock maybe?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You gotta be a special kind of broken to not have power while plugged in.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (6 children)

The body isn't watertight and water collects in the frame due to lack of drain holes. The accumulated water shorts the electrical connections and discharges everything.

Probably a lot of corrosion damage now too.

Not being able to detach the charge cable due to lack of power is extra funny. They have a manual release but you have to remove a panel in the bed to get to it.

Basically the vehicle is in beta but they released it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

The vehicle is in beta but they released it anyway.

Ah sounds like the startup strategy of having someone with the nickname Big Balls working for an org called DOGE given data on every US citizen without any oversight.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be fair this happens to a lot of Mercedes, too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They disintegrate after going through a carwash?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No, water collects in places and then gets on sensitive electronics. Though with the Mercs it’s usually because a drain got clogged.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's alpha level problems

Technically functional, if you don't count common and predictable conditions that we didn't want to fix yet.

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