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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Corporate overlords detect a 3% reduced efficiency at this McDonald’s location. They implement video surveillance and determine the inadequacy. The boss making 2$ over minimum wage is required to fire you and hire someone new. All employees go to required training on workplace ethics and team observation.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hohohoho. Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Evil is when you get two kids that order nuggets you only put an extra in one and watch them fight over it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Or take one nugget from one bag and put it in the other, plus an extra nugget

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

To the dudes who always added one single onion ring to my fries every time I went to Burger King or the late night group at Wendy's that will occasionally destroy my work dinner with like 4-5 extra patties, you're the real heroes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago
  • blesses nuggie orders

  • thinks he's evil

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's a long-con. When the kid isn't cute anymore and stops getting the extra nugget, it adds extra punch to the painful reality of the cold, uncaring universe.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

This is why I punch every kid I see. To prepare them for the metaphorical punch they will get later in life. 😤😤😤

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Will nobody stop this madman‽