Men, who have 2 testes go left, while women who have 3 testes go right. Wait...
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When you're Nonbinary every bathroom feels like this, not because you don't know which is which but because you don't know which choice is more wrong or will get you in more trouble.
Out of curiosity, what do you usually choose? I would imagine men tend to be less likely to care, but also maybe more dangerous if they do happen to care.
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I'm going to the one that looks most like an SCP logo.
Then you got 3 holes.
I just checked. No, but if I'm wrong, I certainly will have.
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He's a ~~one~~three-ball man, and he's off to the rodeo
i mean.
The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis, so... Case closed?
That's exactly how I interpret it.
It could be interpreted as number of major orifices a person has not including eurethra.
possibly, but that would be way too complicated for signage like this, it seems like this is actually just stall numbering inside of a gendered bathroom as per another post in the thread though.
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Please solve the following puzzle to prove you are a human
If it's biology based, women have 3 and men 2, but straight line would make more sense. But that is only a guess and who knows what the symbols are actually based on.
holes... ok.
I was gonna say the 3 balls is below view of penis and balls. While 2 balls are boobies.
They are already in the bathroom...
I think it's one of those places where the sink is outside, and the mystery hole is behind the doors.
Why even gender it at that point
They are just numeric decorations on the individual stalls. I'd bet money there is another door just to the left with a single circle on it.
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I wanna go into the 3 ball bathroom to see all the dudes with 3 balls.
And the chicks with 3 boobs
I have 0 respect for gendered toilets and will just go in one if it's not a super active place like a mall or an airport.
i tried this once and oh man the womans restroom smelled so rancid i could never go back. it was traumatic
I accidentally walked into a woman's bathroom. Immediately was hit by the blood smell. Confused, I did my business and washed my hands.
Then a woman walked in and I realized where I was.
I've wandered in the wrong room a time or two, but blood smell?! I can't even smell that when I'm down on the muffin. (Not that I do that, but near misses have happened.)
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When I was in high school I walked into the girls restroom. I was a total idiot. I was like, “oh wow, they took out the urinals and painted the walls. Gee, that was fast.”
As I was pissing it occurred to me, “oh no. What if this is the girl’s room.”
As I walked out a girl was walking in and called me a pervert.
Only real confrontation I had was a "wrong bathroom" and I mumbled back "mens is full" went into a stall and did my business. Past that I've never been bothered. Maybe a few dirty looks. Idk.
that happened to me once. I accidentally went into the women's change room (there was no one in there). I SWEAR I read male change room, but upon closer inspection when i left, it did indeed say "women's change room". I was wondering in much the same way you were why there were no urinals.
i used to nearly do that at planet fitness all the time it was embarassing how often i turn to go in then realise its the wrong room. never actually went in but still
Very self explanatory its for how many CANS OF BEANS YOU HAVE.
PISS EVERYWHERE WITH BEANS
MWHAHAHAHHA
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