this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Instructions unclear; pissed on corner.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Indicates how many seashells were installed in each room.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The three circle door doesn't have a handle, whatever that means.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

would have made a lot more sense to have XX and XY. now I'm assuming one restroom is for people with down syndrome.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Plenty of exceptions make that difficult for some people

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is like choosing a door on squid games

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

IMO:

They're gender-neutral. The two and three on the door are so that people can be told which one needs work.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Which ever one has the couches man, we need the couches.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

shit, how did i add lemmy on signal?????

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I assume the left is two nuts. The right is a head over two boobs.

Stupidly cryptic, though.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh man I thought left was boobs and right was dick and balls.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

one brother lies... the other one tells the truth(they both can lie)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, could be that too.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Men have two holes, woman three. I assume it is that dumb.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait until they learn about the urethra... And nostrils... And ears... And the millions of pores on our skin...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wait til you hear that eye of newt is just mustard seeds.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

2 bowls per stall vs 3 bowls per stall. Depends on the size of your friend group.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
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