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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Prepaid, my phone credit only lasts a month, whether I use it or not. So I'm actually always on wifi, or offline

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

This post literally reminded me I had my WiFi turned off and that I needed to turn it back on, thank you stranger.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Alternatively:

>When you watch porn on your phone, but you notice that you are not connected to Wi-Fi.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Meanwhile, here I am with a €5 a month,100GB plan, of which I manage to use hardly less than 10% every month.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seed some torrents for the rest of us

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I intend to, the moment I get my new system uo and running.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

unlimited for $25 here and it's pretty nice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I can get unlimited for €15, I think. But I really don't need it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where I live, you can spend triple that amount for just SMS and Calling.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

What app are you using?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Are people not aware that 5G unlimited plans are cheap and plentiful now?

Find a MVNO that works for you and enjoy all the data.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

You're joking right?

Those are Vidéotron's prices

And Bell is barely any better.

Canadian telecoms fucking suck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

We are. This meme is just 10 years old.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Not here in Canada. The telecoms have a huge monopoly that they abuse to jack prices up to ridiculous amounts. 5G + Unlimited is well over 100 CAD where I am.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's your pick/recommendations? Mint mobile has been nice with excellent coverage by T-Mobile.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I like US mobile. Can choose from 3 networks (T-Mobile, Verizon, and AT&T). They also have multi-network, but haven't tried it; Verizon is the only network that has good coverage at my home.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I’ve read/heard plenty of good things about Mint.

I currently use Visible, which runs on Verizon’s network. I pay annually for the Visible+ plan and it’s been great.

Previously I used Metro which runs on T-Mobile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's me when i go out and forgot to turn off wifi.

We are not the same.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How do people use so much data? I've been on 6 hours and I barely use 10gb

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Voyager needed 950 MB the last 30 days.

Edit: we've been wooshed?

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