Let a piece of meat to the side, far from the meal preparation and table will be. The animals are looking for food; if they find it early, no need to fight them later.

So this is what they needed thousands of unaccompanied Latino children for

Great idea. Now where do I get a small child?

LPT 4

Why are we discussing a printer port?

(I am old)

Pretty sure those are yellow jackets and I have seen a colony eat a dead bird. So maybe cover the children with rotting carcass?

Ancient problems require ancient solutions. Sacrifice the small ugly child.

for real though: use a decoy, a literal honeypot, so flies and wasps and whatnot don't land in your plate

You can tell that this wasn't written by a parent. Parents know that the small child is already covered in jam, despite there being no jam at the BBQ

Can't we just slightly cut the child? Jam is a rare thing at BBQs but knives are always there.