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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dumbest thing I've done in a bit today.

I went to grab a snack from the lunchroom and ended up with a little biscuit and tried to eat it.

The texture strange and didn't break up like I thought so I chucked it in the bin.

Couple of hours later I look again at the box of snacks and see in light pen on the lid "Not Edible".

It now dawns on me that I tried to eat a biscuit made out of plasticine.

I was tired this morning :(

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

New earbuds are great!

Still suss that they're Bluetooth, but seems fine so far, plus I can charge my phone AND listen to music at the same time

#I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win win everywhere

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is the perfect weather to make health and fitness changes if you need to. Also getting rid of clutter. C'mon guys. You've got this!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anyone want to work on their functional strength? It would be my honour to allow you to come over and mop my floors and scrub my bathroom.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh I do need to work out ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Scrub? How long has it been, you filthy animal?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

OK a bit of hyperbole on my part but I don't deny the filthy animal allegations.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

You make it sound like throwing you in the trough at the Laird would be welcome

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

๐Ÿ˜‚

Here's a tip. Spray the shower with a cleaning product. Clean the basin, bath and floor then get in the shower and clean that, then yourself. You've got this!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gimme the proper pho with all the gnarly bits please

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฅ•๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿง…๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ‹

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Food market was bountiful today. I've got a rolled chicken roast for dinner, and a bag of brussels sprouts to go with it. A random cheese turned out to be cheddar flavoured with salt and vinegar, so I'll have to be a bit judicious in how I use that. I also have tons of fruit of all varieties.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Replacing the pita bread kilojoules with iceberg and olive oil for lunch. Turning a salad wrap into a salad. Went okay.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I love doing that. Washing the lettuce leaves not so much. Cos lettuce works well too.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ted is such a champ. Here he is enjoying the balcony. ๐Ÿ™‚

And I found Bill after much searching , grabbed him, put him in bathroom with food water and a tray. He is better n. He must have felt so uncomfortable, poor little guy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I see part of the ol Mic's cistine chapel in there.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

lol, his little paw reaching out

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bill and ted's (and yours) excellent adventure :)

Poor bill, he'll get the hang of it I'm sure.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thank you ๐Ÿ™‚ Bill's getting better by the hour

but i have to be careful or anytime over the next two months as he could still do a runner. He gets scared and with no thought just runs

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So I have a choice to make about this friday that I need to make today to ask for leave.

Friday's are usually a light work day 9 out 10 times.

Should I take it off this week or stick it out and just spend the day at work?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I reckon you need the day off.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

If you really need a break, take the day off. If you have shit to do, take the day off. If you haven't had a day off for a while, take the day off.

Otherwise go in and plan your next day off.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm just tired and don't feel up to the drama of potential scammers. I'm just gonna buy from reliable big stores now or buy on sight.

oh, and I did some image searches, the items I were interested on ebay were not described correctly, they were great items but described ikea etc ๐Ÿ˜ 

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For new stuff sure. I've found facebook and marketplace pretty reliable. People are so happy to deal with a genuine seller/buyer.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dont have fb and am loathe to join.

do you think it's safe, i'd use a new safe email and not give any other personal info

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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have mowed the "lawn" and even got fancy and trimmed the edges. Now my arms are all shaky.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Its that damn fine motor control again - I have this problem too when using the whippersnapper to edge around the trees etc.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I know I keep saying tinyest's language is exploding. but hes now repeating almost all words said to him (or trying to anyway). He can now say "if you say so" and uses 2 words together pretty frequently. Sadly its "daddy, no" a lot of the time. But hes also become a lot less stingy with his hugs. And you best be prepared cause sometimes they are surprise hugs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

One of my boys is a real talker. He's at the same stage saying things like "this is mine", "See you later", and "see you tomorrow". My girlfriend asked him what I do at work and he said "Helping old people" because that's what she says to him when I go do my tech support sessions.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Once kids start talking, it's great!!! You're in for a good time.

A warning, kids have no filter. They say exactly what they see.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

him being able to communicate needs (or wants) makes life so much easier!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Naw. That's beautiful! I for one would like to hear more tinyest milestones. โค๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

can let you know more as he develops. Still remember the day I finally told the DT that we were pregnant. Feels like weeks ago, not years.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Tell me about it. My kid's 18 in 2 months. Time flies.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

aw, that is so cute and awesome

and wow, I just love humans, we are really incredible. Language is what makes us. ๐Ÿ˜Š ( i must be super tired, i'm teary thinking how wonderful tinyest is )

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

yeah even his little "MINE!" is cute.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

coffee, that was good

now for a shower and some clean clothes

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