Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

What about acorn?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And all the potatoes have eyes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

And the beanstalk

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I never feel ignored on a farm; the corn is all ears.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

There's certainly a kernel of truth to that