Shitty Food Porn

Post this on Facebook. I've learned that everyone on there fucking hates Ramsey because she's a little odd looking and was cast to play a teenage character (Ellie) who they really wanted to fuck, I guess.

I'll pick a bowl of cornflakes, OJ, and diced fruit for breakfast whenever I can.

Cornflakes can be combined with a lot of things better than suck ass milk. You don't believe me? My favorite summer snack? A bowl of cornflakes with fresh tomatoes, olive oil and spices. Fuck you all dairy supremacists.

Maybe they just don't like cow squeezin's. I've actually done this before for precisely that reason. Milkis a raw ingredient waiting to be turned into cheese, cream or yoghurt. It's not supposed to be consumed as is. And soy milk tasted like weirdly astringent bidet water.

This might be sardonically called atrocity, which is considerably better than the status quo, that being a literal atrocity.

Why do they already give the vibe that they do this prior to reading this article?

As a kid, I used to love that!

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Regardless of taste that much sugar is a sure path to early diabeetus.

Tangent: I swear by orange juice in coffee instead of creamer. It deals with the bitter coffee taste by just making it Very Taste. It doesn't taste good, quite the opposite. (My fiancée accidentally tasted my coffee once and immediately puked.) But it certainly does taste