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[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

I don't personally care for pineapple on pizza but I would eat the hell out of this. It looks delicious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

No, now I have 2 enemies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I now acknowledge that pineapple is the gateway drug to this madness.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I'd rather have the bird or the people

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Put some pepperoni on it and we got a deal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Nope. Nope nope nope 🤮🤮🤮

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

OK, hear me out.

Roasted sweet red pepper rings, paprika, white onion, sliced kalamata olives, and light goat cheese.

Kiwi, super thin, not cooked but added as an after topping just enough to warm through.

Hot honey drizzle

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

I appreciate your input

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've heard you out.

I'll take all of that without Kiwi.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

that's fair

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Feel free to give it a try and report back with the results.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

We're due for a pizza night anyway, need to teach the eldest how to do fermented dough. Also, I'm not sure kiwi are in season, will be a bit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The kiwizza isn't real, it can't hurt you

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Meh I have a feeling us pineapple enjoyers may actually like this. Only thing to make me unsure are the seeds. That texture might be odd on a pizza

Edit: typo

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Never had a kiwi that has been cooked. But tbh I would probably at least give it a try if someone made it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're insanely tasty. Cook carefully on a nonstick pan and caramelize with a little bit of sugar and it's unreal. I've put it on French Vanilla ice cream with the chocolate sauce that turns into a shell, and I would literally punch babies if I could eat that every day without getting mega fat and having a heart attack

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Only got cast iron pans, nothing with PTFE.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'd rather ally with kiwi on pizza people than work with pineapple on pizza haters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Especially if they make their food hate an unavoidable personality trait.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

As if pizza normally didn't upset my stomach enough

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I would eat the shit out of that

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That shit would slap. Sweet and savory just doesn't jive with some people and that's fine. For the rest of us we get awesome food like pineapple on pizza. I wish everyone could know the pleasures we do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

team pineapple is just not quite uniting with the haters on this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Team pineapple has adventurous taste buds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, team pineapple might just end up being team kiwi too. That looks great to me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Ew but I'd try it

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