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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

French language uses math to speak numbers if anyone is wondering about France.

Edit: Apparently I wasn't precise enough for the dude below. It starts at 70 and ends at 99 every time you get to those numbers. De rien, tabarnak.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

We can also do 2+90 here in the UK. There's a nursery rhyme about "four and twenty blackbirds" that I think the kids are still learning.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (15 children)

That meme is so lame. 92 in Danish is two and a half fives. The 20 part is old-fashioned and literally nobody has used that since the 1800s.

2 and a half fives' twentieth = outdated cringe. 2 and a half fives = actually how it is said today.

It's still a friggin nightmare to get someone's Phone number verbally, though.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not Danish here... Isn't that 12.5?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's breaking my brain too, what is this cryptography lmao

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Exactly

Base 20, or "vigesimal".

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Quatre-vingt douze isn’t incredibly onerous when you use it in practice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

hard agree i actually think france’s method of counting is pretty intuitive

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

97

4x20 + 10 + 7

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

@ObviouslyNotBanana Ninety-two → Nine-ty-two → 9x10+2 :troll:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

The map is wrong, Czechs can do both 2+90 and 90+2, I am not sure if it's regional within the country, or depends on the context, but they definitely use both versions

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I think the first picture jumps over a little bit of calculation:

9 x 10 + 2

2 + 9 x 10

p.s. The third one makes total sense!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ehh, i'm not giving France a pass either.

The answer to 100 - 8 should not be four twenties and a twelve. We're counting, not making change.

French counting is bunk. Way, Way, better then Denmark though apparently

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

the thing nobody mentions is that the 4x20 part became a word that just means 80 in people's mind, it kinda not literal anymore, but the Swiss and Belgian ways are still better (edit the 4x20+10 is similarly just 90)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

e a word that just means 80 in people’s mind, it kinda not literal anymore, but the Swiss and Belgian ways are still better (edit the 4x20+10 is s

And if it was 28 syllables, it would still be 80 in people's minds. But the words are still four twenty ten eight for what could easily just be nine eight.

I get it, but it is really inefficient for something as oft used as counting.

If it makes you feel better, English is full of crap like that which doesn't make any sense and I'll own that as a trash language :)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Most Danes does not know how 92 is constructed - it is just as picture one, second calculation: 2 and halvfems = 92.

However, I do feel like we're using Imperial unites.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Ugh okay here's another "Danes shouldn't be allowed to make number stuff":

The time 15:25 is "five minutes before half 4"

"Fem minutter i halv fire"

So you round up to 16 before even halfway, what!?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You can say the same in Poland. "Za pięć w pół do czwartej."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same in Dutch,

"Vijf voor half vier"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

That makes perfect sense to me though. In Swedish we'd say fem i halv fyra. Five minutes to half four.

But in English half four would be short for half past four. I guess.

Counting like the Danish, however, that is an abomination.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What's wrong with "25 over 3?" I see the need for half 4 by itself but things being relative to that is so weird to me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Agree - even "3 25" would be perfectly normal.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well, it's interesting because that would be the case with 15:20. That'd be tjugo över tre (twenty past three). But specifically 15:25 would be fem i halv fyra (five to half four). 15:35 is fem över halv fyra (five past half four).

And then 15:40 is tjugo i fyra (twenty to four).

So :25 and :35 are weird edge cases.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

shakes fist THE DANES!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And the French way isn't rotten? Lmao

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

It's bad, but not danish bad

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