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The Swastidumpster is the Most Reliable Car Ever Made. (pawb.social)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Ciphertruck.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You all love troubleshooting computer problems right? Well, we replaced everything in your car with computers so you can always be troubleshooting! Yay capitalism!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

"Hello, Tesla support? Have you tried getting out and getting back in again?"

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Well, if computers worked as well as this shit you wouldn’t be using it to work tomorrow with billions other people.

Computerizing cars isn’t a bad idea in itself. Fuel injection, ABS, airbags and so mamy more features that make todays cars so much safer and less polluting all use computers to function. It’s just we live in an enshittification era.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Screens aren't a bad idea either. Displaying diagnostic values or at least error messages is always preferred to just an LED or code on the odometer. Not everyone has OBD readers.

Touchscreens, though? GTFO.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't even hate touch screens for the shit you need to be parked to do. For everything else give me buttons

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Yeah, my parents got a Hyundai Kona last year and they've managed to balance physical buttons and a touchscreen pretty well. Hazard lights, windows, the AC, and all the steering wheel and stalk controls are physical. It's not perfect but they also looked at a Volvo EX30 and that thing was basically a Tesla copycat. I would hate to drive one of those.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (1 children)

21 miles and screen absolutely covered in dust. These things must be sitting for ages and not selling. Not even a wipe down from the Tesla store.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Why clean it when they will buy it either way. Might even think its cool how "rugged" it looks.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oops, did they accidentally do the remote self-destruction on a vehicle that was already sold?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How the hell should I know?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

Oh well, it sucks to be you, a Muskrat dick-sucker.

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