Lol, why is this guy trying to talk directly to Elon? There has to be some other customer support option that would be more effective.
this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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There has to be some other customer support option that would be more effective.
There is, it is called "get fucked, loser".
Elon deffo banned him 🤣🤣🤣
On a real tho bare people hating on Tesla once Elon got into politics, a lot of those people praising Tesla before that. EVs were always a shit idea in general, and he's been a fraud since day 1. There's more to life than just politics.
I guarantee you if he supported Obama's campain a lot of you sheep would still meatride Elon like all of Trump's cult members are.
It’s a beast but it can’t even move.
CyberSuck.
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Cyberfuck?
"Your concern is closed." 😂
It's waiting for its shipment of lemon-soaked paper napkins.
Cyberbeast... Lmao. Anything to try and make your worst purchasing mistake sound cool.
It is just the actual name for the most powerful version of the Cybertruck
The fuck?
Yeah.. a higher trim level. Much faster than the regular
Lol. “Faster…”
Yeah, with the lack of quality and attention to detail and likelihood to trap you in and burn you alive if you crash it goes horrifyingly fast. Not any faster than your average luxury car, but more deadly
I mean im no apologyst and i hate the guy as much as anybody, but its significantly faster than your average ice luxury car. I would never buy a tesla now, but i also am not a fan of skewing the facts to fit a narrative. The cars were shit in the beginning and are much better now. Pretty, well equipped and fast. But dont buy any of them, fuck tesla. And fuck elon especially.
They accelerate faster. But they lack the top speed of a lot of more pedestrian cars.
But honestly, if talking generally not even about tesla, acceleration is really the only thing that you can even use. Cant really use top speed anywhere.
Edit: after looking at the stats i thibk youll find that teslas offer a very much satisfactory top speeds compared to “pedestrian cars”.
Model Y: 193-250km/h
Model X: 250-262km/h
Model 3: 233-261km/h
Model S: 250-322km/h
Compared to:
Bmw x5: 209-285km/h
Honda CR-V: 189-185km/h
Škoda Kodiaq: 198-231km/h
Audi A6: 209-250km/h
Volvo S60: 189-230km/h
Bmw 5 series: 209-250km/h
Porsche 911: 293-330km/h
So actually, thats not the case at all. But i want to mention again, that i hate Elon and everything he stands for. Do not buy a tesla. I just like facts.
Oh no! Anyway…
That's what you get for buying from a Nazi. #LeopardsAteMyFace
This has nothing to do with face-eating leopards. He did not wish for other people to get their cars broken.
It does that right before it locks you in and catches on fire
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