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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My dear friend has some pot plants.

Her dog discovered pot accidentally.

Then her dog discovered pot intentionally.

Then her dog discovered pot aggressively.

Now she has a greenhouse, and her dog is on a programme.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Did he enjoy the experience, even if short-lived, of being able to breathe through his nose?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

I took him in as a stray foster dog who had been found on the street. I've spent thousands on his care. I don't claim they're healthy at all, but he's a delightful pet and I'm nursing him through his very geriatric years. I absolutely love him and he was a hilarious monkey back in his younger years. I'm just reminiscing on his funny days because he's having bad days lately.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Wait until you try Dante’s DiGiorno Giovanna ! It traps you in a time loop where you eat it over and over again, forever. Simply delightful !

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If going by the book, the very center should be mint.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Truly an Italian hell. Mint on pizza.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Shouldn't there be seven hot peppers?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

There almost are. 7 hot peppers, bell pepper, and poblano

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[–] [email protected] 176 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Peppers should be reversed, hottest to the outside edge

Unless you eat pizza like this moron

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Firstly, that guy looks like a fuckin idiot eating pizza like that. Second, the ninth circle is frozen over in Dante's bible fanfic, so idk maybe by that logic this is the right pepper order?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the ninth circle is frozen over in Dante's bible fanfic, so idk maybe by that logic this is the right pepper order?

No. In Dante's inferno, the point of the book is that the circles of hell get worse each increasing level.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I suspect that's from when stuffed crust pizzas started becoming a thing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Yeah, but they picked this moron because he already ate pizza that way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Plus the ninth ring is in the middle, so it makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think there's a missed chance to have mint and other "cooling" herbs on the outer rim

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Oh gods, the whiplash of something like that might be so much worse than anything else, I approve.

[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Who is that guy? What dumb idiot, eating pizza like that. Luckily the American people would never elect such stupid dumb idiot like whoever that guy is.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'll bet he is stupid enough to look directly at the sun!

Obviously no one would vote for that guy. What would the other countries think?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He looks so dumb, I bet he can’t even spell “coffee.”

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