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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Then put that dumb slob scumbag in prison because he’s committing crimes against humanity. We KNOW that EXXON is to blame and their history is disgusting. It’s BEEN KNOWN since the 1990’s. Quit playing America.

And environmentalists need to start voting and quit being dickheads for big business.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

You know if this cunt and his ilk hadn't spent the last century poo-pooing all the alternatives and lobbying themselves into being used more, he might have a point.

But did, and so he doesn't.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Just fuck these people and this Orwellian deflection bullshit. Eat shit and die.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Hey guys, can we keep the slapfights to a minimum, please? Just had to delete a whole thread where everyone was just insulting the fuck out of each other.

Cut it out.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It IS the public's fault, as a whole. We could have voted for better climate policy already.

It just happens to be this guy's fault more than most of the public individually.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I don't know about you but I get zero representation from any of my government reps, and writing them has never mattered so what the FUCK are we supposed to do?

It isn't the public's fault, the owner class's opinion is the only one out government follows.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Why do you hate pigs so much? They are intelligent and can be quite empathic.

There are better ways to dispose of the owner trash.

Throw them into a wood chipper and seal the resulting goo and slurry in nuclear safe canisters and toss them into the Marianas trench.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I like Bricktop’s method in Snatch

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It would be soooo sad if he were to fall out of an airplane and into a murder hornet den.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Those poor hornets. He would be dead along with the hornets the moment he made impact, and they'd never have the satisfaction of murdering him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

It would be an absolutely terrible tragedy if an angry crowd of people dragged him out into the street and beat him with tire irons, and no one managed to film it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Let's face it: Anyone who believes anything these businesses tell you deserve whatever they get.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

The gullible do not deserve to be exploited or even punished just for being gullible. I've always hated this completely irrational, sociopathic way of thinking.