Meanwhile, Baldur’s Gate 3 be like “any% sex speedrun WR 2:18”
this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2023
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The current record is 2:04
Nope.
Current record, according to speedrun.com, is 2:02.950.
Why am I even surprised to find out about this?
Not pictured: Sarah and your character being the most obnoxiously affectionate couple
Has anyone here ever walked up to their partner and just blurted out "can I tell you something? Waking up with you every day is like a dream come true" completely out of the blue? Cause that ain't me
This is of course after "flirting" with her for a while. Is outright saying "I love you" even flirting? And why did it take three separate instances of outright saying "I love you" for Sarah to get the hint that maybe my character has feelings for her?
And while I'm ranting, why couldn't I invite my parents to our wedding? We brought in her mom who she hasn't seen in 20 years, but my parents literally live 5 minutes away from the lodge and I couldn't invite them? "They don't have a ship" I HAVE A SHIP
The answer to your questions, and so many more, is: because it's Starfield.
Fr, I should have waited for starfield before playing bg3. I’ve become spoiled.
Do not, my friends, become addicted to good writing. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.
I mean, this meme is accurate, because that's about how expressive the faces are in Starfield...
Wdym? They also smile weirdly at the least appropriate times. They got that serial killer grin.