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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

and we wondered why everything was a GameBoy or a Nintendo for our parents

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I used to work at a hikers' hostel on the Appalachian Trail. A group of hikers needed a ride into town but were short on cash. One of them suggested they offer the hostel owner some weed in exchange for a ride. Another one said, "He doesn't smoke weed. He's old, like in his 40s." He actually was in his 50s and bought his weed from me lol

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I often need to remind myself that Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings are not recent movies.

It's the same as being a kid in the 80s, which I was, and thinking The Seven Year Itch was a recent movie. Now, I had seen that movie on TV, because my parents liked it, and I thought it was funny, but never did I think of it as "recent".

Still, you can't tell me that Harry Potter movies didn't happen in the last ten years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I refuse to ever call Harry Potter a classic.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm a school bus driver and my elementary school kids go on about somebody named "Queso" (sp?) on Youtube and I find myself constantly fighting the urge to see what he's all about. It can't possibly be good.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He's a streamer whose chat makes fun of him for being fat. Caseoh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I guess he won streamer of the year in 2024 - that was the first I'd heard of him

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's a whole lot of people who are basically famous with being famous...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And most of them have the surname "Kardashian".

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

As somebody who was born in 2007, I have no clue who modern celebrities are either. People consider me out of touch but I have no idea what half of what people around me are saying. The acronyms don't help and I am too scared to search them up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I watch NBA basketball and back in the day (1990s) there was exactly one player that was referred to by his initials: Michael Jordan. Nowadays fans use initials (with their jersey number occasionally tacked on as if that's the cleverest thing to do in the world) for almost every player and it's almost impossible to know who they're talking about. For some players this is legitimate (e.g. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is a mouthful so SGA is a good replacement) but for most it is not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (5 children)

In baseball now, they like to make nicknames by taking the first initial and the first syllable of the last name. Like J-Hey. It's annoying and unoriginal. Baseball used to have the best nicknames too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

they like to make nicknames by taking the first initial and the first syllable of the last name

Oh god, this is worse than the initials+jersey number thing.

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