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Do you think if he kneels down and kisses trump feet he would be okay? I’m so worried damn…

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Things that make about as much sense as "Conservative Environmentalist":

  • Anarcho Bidenism
  • People that enjoy fruitcake
  • Jumbo shrimp
  • For Profit Social Services
  • Anarcho Capitalism
  • People referring to a lion being the ‘king of the jungle’ without realising lions don’t live in jungles.
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

"we need someone to run the government like a business" "lets pick this guy with 40 bankruptcies" my guy even if the premise wasn't idiotic what did you think would happen

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Filing for bankruptcy” was his entire strategy as a business man, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And countries can totally do the same. Argentina was bankrupt at least twice, Venezuela has defaulted on bonds, Greece was restructured. And I'm pretty sure there are others.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bye, bye reserve currency status and all the cheap loans, inflation reduction and broader economic influence that comes with it ...

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

"filing for bankruptcy" is exactly Trump's plan for the nation, except instead o bankruptcy it'll be martial law

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oh no ..actions have consequences.. anyways..

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Watch out, he's starting to get ticked off! You don't understand, his investments are dipping!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't you understand, an actual person (him) is experiencing consequences! He's said all the right words and hated the correct kind of human, this should not be happening to him!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The real test is whether he's gonna become a leftist or not. Reminder, Right-Wingers are solipsistic & only care when they're personally affected.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not gonna happen.. he is still doing mental gymnastics to justify Dear Leader's decisions "I know his goal is to even our trade deficit..."

Trump could dump gasoline on a burning house and they would say, "he was just trying to put out the fire, gasoline is a liquid like water after all"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Then he got what was coming

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They're pretty dumb, they keep saying "canada would be the 51st state" as if there aren't 10 provinces

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Musks head already looks like an archaic human fucked the cadaver of King Charles of Spain he doesn't need to be exaggerated like this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Doesn't look exaggerated to me. Spitting image, the likeness is uncanny. Really captures that deep-down fascist soul.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s a bittersweet feeling to see their true colors come to the surface from what was always festering under the guise of “traditional values” and “conservative fiscal policies”. To refer to our country as a “company”…well that truly frames the photo exactly for how it is and how it’s been run… at everyone else’s expense for the benefit of very few. Surprise! May not like it so much now that it’s affecting sweet little ol’ you.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

"real people" I guess Canadians are not real people for him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Putin's Sock Puppet is a businessman???

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That dude is so lost. ::shakes head::

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Muh investments

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Notice how even when potentially becoming self aware they still say it’s having a negative effect on “conservative Canadians” as if they’re the only demographic that would be pissed about a hostile foreign power threatening to take their sovereignty.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

The "In-group" is the only one that matters.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Even if Biden had been as "out to lunch" as they all claimed (which was so crazy it hurt to see), even if he was worse, then at least the people around him knew what they were doing.

We're instead now surrounded by people like the crazy drunk fox news weekend host Hegseth and "one of the victors re-writing history Patel.

These aren't even serious enough people to have a conversation with. I legit think they would devolve immediately into literally saying "hurr durrr" if asked about their behavior for more than a couple minutes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

plus Kash and Bogina who are both leading the FBI. WTF. Kash has never fucking run anything, and Bogina is a fuckwit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

asleep at the wheel is actually preferable to someone steering hard towards the biggest cliff they can see

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I legit think they would device immediately into literally saying “hurr durrr” if asked about their behavior for more than a couple minutes.

Too bad every news outlet is so terrified of losing access that they never fucking do

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