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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Memorizing the look of this super expensive tesla for no reasons at all.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

There’s no pretending who’s calling the shots anymore. The monkey was asked to perform. He is giving his best performance and everyone is watching the (shit)show.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And how do they reconcile this with his administration's pro-destroy-the-environment agenda?

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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why isn't Elon wearing a suit?

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He will wear the costume when his war against democracy is over.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This gives me major late night car dealer commercial vibes. My English to Trump is terrible however I have faith that someone write Trump doing the narration for this commercial.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Trump's cybertruck has a chance to do the funniest thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is Elon still the richest man in the world?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why is musk standing like his feet are afraid of each other? He looks like a proper ninny.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

hes wearing lifts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

he's getting ready for that star jump. crowds just love it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Makes room for the marionette

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

And from now on MAGA loves EVs!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

Tesla sales are tanking because of Elon's embracing fascism and this is the best they could come up with to fix it

Just lean harder into it and hope the guy who hates electric cars can sell electric cars

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I remember the last time an EV was parked up outside the white house. That went really well for everyone. /s

(2021 Lordstown Motors Endurance)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Surely the solution is to double down and take another round of special K to feel better?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Triple the dose and he'll feel like his dad loved him.

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