shitposting

a man in St. Louis, Missouri, was found guilty of shooting his son’s recreational football coach for not giving him enough playing time.

man in Missouri was arrested for the second time for sexual misconduct while trying to have sex with a train seat.

a California assemblyman introduced a bill to make Bigfoot the state’s official cryptid, a man in Detroit accidentally shot himself in the foot while attempting to kill a cockroach, a man in Xianyang, China, ruptured a facial artery while picking his nose, and in Tennessee, a dog climbed into a man’s bed and shot him in the leg.