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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also known as the best Carolina or at least the less awful one. Seriously though, fuck South Carolina.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I went to South Carolina once. For the eclipse a few years ago.

We flew into Charlotte, stayed there for a night, then Greenville SC for a night (to be in totality), and back to Charlotte for a couple of days.

Crossing the border from NC to SC was less like crossing state lines and more like crossing the DMZ or the Berlin Wall. Just…a totally different word on the other side of that line.

Best part was that I got to try out cheer wine. Also there was a guy in front of me at the concession stand (we saw the eclipse from the Greenville Zoo) on the phone with someone. He was trying to tell that person he was in the “food line” but the other person kept hearing “Food Lion”, the name of a local grocery chain.

Although a couple of different guys saw me sweating my ass off in the zoo and offered me a “cool rag”. I had no idea what that was and it sounded disgusting so I politely declined…but in retrospect I have to appreciate their hospitality.

Next eclipse, I’m going to Austin.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

North Carolina once outlawed State officials mentioning or acknowledging climate change exists, to the detriment of their own coastal cities. We could also discuss bathrooms if you want. I think NC ought not be pointing fingers about who is better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

North Carolina is only the way it is because of ridiculous gerrymandering so perhaps we shouldn't be negative and discouraging of people who want it to be better

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That’s why conservatives have started to say yim’all and yer’all in order needlessly gender the expression. Can’t believe these folks sometimes.

Edit: 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“You” is also ungendered. There seems to be a common idea that English is missing a second person plural. We have one, it’s “you”. We just stopped using the second person singular. That’s what all those variations of “thee, thou, thy” etc were.

“Y’all” would be a superpluralization. If that’s still not enough we also have the ultraplural form of, “all y’all”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

All y'all's "all y'all" for all and for y'all

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I refuse to accept Texas' claim on y'all. Its a word collectively owned by everyone south of the mason-dixon line and I will fight to the death over this.

Signed, floridaman

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

…Am I not allowed to use "y'all", north of the 49th parallel? Do we have to bring back "thou" so "you" can be plural again? Or is this part of the Quebecois plot to force everyone to parler en français donc nous pouvons utiliser "vous"? C'est bien, anyway, j'suppose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Fun fact:

"Thou" and "you" were the same word.

The "th" sound used to have its own character in written English called the thorn. When typefaces came along, it was excluded and sometimes replaced with a "y."

Also why "Ye" and "The" are the same.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Its not woke. If its been around for awhile, its not woke. Woke words are new made up words or words used in a context to prove a progressive point.

"Trigger" is a woke word when you say "Im so triggered by that". However in this context "Johnny, do not pull down that lever, it will trigger the breaker box" is not woke.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How long do you think the word woke, with any of the definitions (specifically the original), has been in use?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I do not know. I first heard the term back around 2019 I believe and I always used an "urban dictonary" definition.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you have no idea what you are saying?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Uh, no...

Woke

Umbrella term for individuals who are engrossed by social justice and thinks of themselves as saviors with a moral high ground, but remain willfully ignorant to the irrationality of their claims and the problems they create. These individuals give special treatment to certain minorities in hopes of ending racism and perpetuate mental illnesses as the norm.

My son's woke kindergarten teacher taught him that he's actually a girl because he played with dolls.

by sealcake May 27, 2022

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Woke

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Woke words are new made up words or words used in a context to prove a progressive point.

So works (or phrases) like:

  • Civil rights Act of 1964
  • Equal Pay Act of 1963
  • Brown v. Bd. of Education of Topeka, 347 U.S. 483 (1954)
  • Loving v. Virginia, 388 U.S. 1 (1967)
  • Obergefell v. Hodges, 576 U.S. 644 (2015)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

Chill out dude. Im not going to argue with you Y'all on the internets.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Texas does not have a monopoly on y'all. Y'all is collective, both as a noun, and as ownership. Y'all is Southern for Comrade.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Comrade

W'all