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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I know that 2FA is not that convenient, but it greatly improves security. Especially for users who use the same email password combination for multiple accounts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

But security tho! Security theater is actually super useful!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (15 children)

Step 4 is a bit optimistic. Usually when I search something there are 30 products of what I specifically don't want before finding the single listing of what I do want.

Recent example. Needed a 8v 1A transformer
Searched AC to AC 8v 1A
Every listing on the first 3 pages were universal AC to DC adaptors that didn't have an 8v setting. the dials all went 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 12.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Alternative to steps 6 through 17: refuse to use any webstore that doesn't allow for guest check-checkout.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

17a. Reject prompt to set up a pass key.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Take my upvote because you made me laugh; however, in all reality pass key is more secure, and should be used when available.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure we could make this into a satirical puzzle game.
You would defuse a connected bomb by remotely shutting it down through an awful mobile app.

[–] [email protected] 161 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

26: unsubscribe from the email promos that the site automatically signed you up to even though you didn't check the Subscribe to newsletter box, which requires you to log into the site and find and uncheck all the boxes in the "contact settings".

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Unsubscribe? You mean report spam

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago

26a: Note that they will simply add more categories over time and helpfully subscribe you to each of the new ones whether you ever visit the site again or not.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

#2/9/14

you forgot that you need to select more options, scroll down, read every box carefully to make sure on doesnt mean off and off doesnt mean on, make sure you dont hit the button that ignores your choices and turns everything on anyways......

i fucking hate what this has turned into.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I just ublock every cookie screen and navigate in incognito mode so cookies publicity cooki s will have zero chances of actually getting read.

Not as it really matters. As most of my advertisement profile doesn't come from some random site cookies but from phone espionage.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

20b : shipping is abusively eating up the low price

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

20C. Realize this is not the best price on the product. 20D1.

 For i in range (your_breaking_point): 
            if i == your_breaking_point:
                   break
            Return to step 1.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I am compelled to optimize this code:

pass
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

20D2. Get an email saying “You forgot something in your cart”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

While it sucks, I think that's better actually. Let me cook lol

Websites that ship for free have to factor in the shipping into the item price.

Which means that if you order a lot of items at once rather than separately, you get no reward for being more sustainable.

Shipping costs ensure that people don't make inefficient, single-item orders unless they really need to.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Alternative to 7 they have this stupid magic email login where you cannot set a password but have to go to your mails everyone you need to login

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

I had one the other day, choose to login with password or the magic email link. I know my password, let me in fucker. Oh no, you still have to go to your email and click on some link to verify it’s really you.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago

Don’t forget that it saved all of your credit card info except for the secret code. then you search for the card and find the stupid code and enter it and then it tells you that there was an unknown error and to try a new card.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

IMAP and/or Authenticator skips step 8 to 14.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How does an authenticator help here?

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