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Imagine (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, I kinda wanna make this (for the funny of course)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I made it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean, like on Ubuntu?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ubuntu really makes it hard to keep liking it. They keep pushing bullshit like snap.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know about vim, but emacs does have a clippy package for real. You can even make it be useful if you try hard enough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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Removing /home/user...
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Removing /bin/bash...
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...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You forgot the Your command will be executed in 10...9...8...

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