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A (wo?)man of culture

 
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mesuring temperature in radians: 3.14/π

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a non English native: "Car on"

[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Missed opportunity:

Sadam necktie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

"And next time, I'll make baby toys that glow in the dark with Uranium"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Ah en effet, my bad, je retire mon message ;)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

[French speaking communities]

Not the Onion (Articles insolites)


Humor (like meirl) about France & French (autoderision sur la France & le Français)


Japanese Animation (in French)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Here's the sauce: xkcd/2803

And here is another lemmy post about this commic: https://sh.itjust.works/post/1694738 (on [email protected])

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Not sure CrowdStrike runs on npm, but still ruined it all for sure

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

As a non native English speaker, I had to read your comments to understand the "Hot potato" one... Seems that I'm not as fluent in English as I thought (my accent is shit)

 
 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8677292


Transcript:

[A computer program.]

int getRandomNumber()
{
   return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
             // guaranteed to be random.
}

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RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8653164


Transcript:

Cueball: Hey, check it out: e^π^−π is 19.999099979. That's weird.
Black Hat: Yeah. That's how I got kicked out of the ACM in college.
Cueball: ...what?

Black Hat: During a competition, I told the programmers on our team that e^π^−π was a standard test of floating-point handlers -- it would come out to 20 unless they had rounding errors.

Cueball: That's awful.
Black Hat: Yeah, they dug through half their algorithms looking for the bug before they figured it out.

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Also, I hear the 4th root of (9^2^ + 19^2^/22) is pi.

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8619086


Title text:

It's like the traveling salesman problem, but the endpoints are different and you can't ask your friends for help because they're sitting three seats down.

Links:

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8609865


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Your IDE's color may vary.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

Title text: An apple fell on Isaac Newton's head and gave him the idea that the moon might be a tasty apple, though this turned out not to be true--the Apollo program eventually determined that it was just a desolate and bland Red Delicious.


Transcript

[Cueball sits under a tree. An apple falls from the tree and hits him on the head.]

Bonk

[The view zooms out, showing the moon, which Cueball looks up at.]

[Closeup on Cueball.]

Cueball: ...
Cueball: We should grow apples on the moon.


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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Title text: In the LotR map, up and down correspond LOOSELY to northwest and southeast respectively.


Transcript too long for lemmy, check Explain xkcd wiki to get one ;)

These charts show movie character interactions. The horizontal axis is time. The vertical grouping of the lines indicate which characters are together at a given time.


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